The Umbrella

And it stared out at me, from the depths of the solemn hell that shone from beneath the umbrella where all my emotions lay.

And it started at me, from the depths of the solemn hell that shone from beneath the umbrella where all my emotions lay.

And I stared at it, from the depths of the solemn hell that shone from beneath the umbrella where all my emotions reside.

So It began, from the depths of the solemn hell that shone from beneath the umbrella where all my emotions reside.

I stared at it, it stared at me, and we were the most confused beings on the face of the planet.

After a while, I thought, well..

"Hey, how's it going?" I said, well..

And it said, "Well.. I'm hungry. You never feed me."

Well..

So I said, "I want you to die."

And well..

It said, well.. It said "But I'm a being, just like you, and I need to be fed in order to survive."

And well..

I looked my addiction straight in it's grotesque face, from the depths of the solemn hell that shone from beneath the umbrella where all my emotions lay, and I said..

And I said, well..

"I want you to die."

And well..

Well, it said..

"Hell, woman. How could you ever want me to die?"

And so, well..

I said, "You're hurtin' me bad, hon, you can't live this way and neither can I."

Well..

Heh.

Well, well, well..

It went and said, "Hell, I give you peace, freedom of mind, love, happiness, friends, and.. Why don't you want me anymore?"

Heh.

And well,

Well, I went and said.. Well..

I said.. "I want YOU to DIE."

And you know what?

You wan' know what it did?

It went and died.

Right then, and right thurr.