Monday, July 16, 2007

TomTom

The Fateful Fortune Cookie

July 16, 2007 - I just checked my Facebook account and checked my fortune cookie application. When it changed, it read "The one you need to meet is looking for you." I was like WHOA, mang, wtf? And THEN I went and looked around all over the place, trying to find the one that was looking for me. Lo and behold, the one place that is most obvious is MSN (where I never sign off, or leave alone for more than eight hours). So I look on my "other contacts" list and there's this weird name, something about the souls of fallen men and I'm all dude no, who is this bitch? So I talk to them, and for the longest time I had no idea who they were or where I had met them. Turns out Thomas is a 6'7 seventeen year old gay stripper at a mens club.


Yeah, I know.

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